In Praise of Granny Panties

Where have boyshorts been all my life? I bought some (admittedly… perhaps even alarmingly huge) new underwear last month and for the first time in my life, I am “wengie” free (as Robin says). Apparently this is a trend (like I have any clue about those things) and hipsters and boy shorts are more and more popular among women. Did you know that most women buy thongs? What the f, ladies! I’ve been buying mildly uncomfortable bikinis. Not that slingshot crap. But now at long last, I have discovered and will never turn away from the granny panty. GRANNY WAS RIGHT.

I don’t know what else to say other than my butt is so happy.

Feel the cottony lack of discomfort.

7 Responses to In Praise of Granny Panties

  1. The majority of women wear thongs?! Really?! Yikes.

  2. Thank you for titling this post “in praise of” instead of “in defense of” !

  3. Right?!

  4. Hello mamanervosa i could not understand you about My Little Ponies are they bad or good answer please don”t really understand!
    Bye Maria

  5. It is not bad, but it could be better.

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