1.) I know all the lyrics to Call Me Maybe, Moves Like Jagger, and several songs from The Little Mermaid.
2.) The Chipmunks version of Party Rock is neither better nor worse than LMFAO’s version.
3.) Singing “Hey, you just woke up, your breath is stinky. Here’s your toothbrush, brush your teeth maybe” inspires even the crankiest 5 year old to smile.
4.) The Killers guest appearance on Yo Gabba Gabba rocked just as hard as I would have expected.
5.) The Chipmunks version of Three Little Birds is definitively worse than Bob Marley’s version.
6.) Lucy can sing a very respectable version of You Cant Always Get What You Want, but she can’t tell the difference between Mick Jagger and the street musicians downtown.
L: What’s this song about?
Me: It’s about dancing like Mick Jagger. He’s got sweet moves. He’s from the Rolling Stones.
L: We saw the Rolling Stones at Art Prize singing “You can’t always get what you want, but if you try try try you can find what you need.”
Not a bad morning, all things considered.